When I was Thirty...

I wrote a play, starred in a TV show, produced commercials, designed clothes, got married, cleaned my room, played tennis, painted the living room pink, discovered that I had the same body as Katherine Hepburn and her entire wardrobe from The Philadelphia Story, developed legible handwriting, got manicures every week, worked out, cut my hair every six weeks, stopped taking anti-anxiety meds, organized my closet and maintained the order for at least six months (from left, to right: fancy dresses, skirts, pants, tops, other dresses, dresses rarely worn, sweaters, jackets, coats).